function showLyrics(song)
{
var title;
var lyrics;
if (song=="harvey")
{
title="Harvey the Wonder Hamster";
lyrics="Oh, Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hamster.
He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal,
He just runs around on his hamster wheel.
Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hamster.
Hey, Harvey!"
}
else if (song=="livin")
{
title="Livin' in the Fridge";
var s01="
There's somethin' weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like it's alive...
And livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge
Livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge";
var s02="
There's somethin' gross in the fridge today
It's green and growin' hair
It's been there since July
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a better man than I";
var s03="
It's livin' in the fridge
You can't stop the mold from growin'
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what it is at all
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop the mold from growin'
Livin' in the fridge";
var s04="
Tell me, do you think it should be carbon-dated
Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of your home cookin'
Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen
It always happens, my friend
Again and again and again and again";
var s05="
Somethin' stinks in the fridge today
And it's been rottin' there all week
It could be liver cake or woolly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should take another peak...";
var s06="
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop the mold from growin'
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what it is at all
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop the mold from growin'
Livin' in the fridge
";
var s07="Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is at all
Livin' in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05+s06+s07;
}
else if (song=="fat")
{
title="Fat";
var s01="
(Now) Your butt is wide, well mine is too.
(Now) Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you.
(Now) The word is out, better treat me right,
(Now) Cause I'm the king of cellulite.
Ham on (now) ham on ham on whole wheat, (now) all right.";
var s02="
(Now) My zippers bust, my buckles break.
(Now) I'm too much man for you to take.
(Now) The pavement cracks when I fall down.
(Now) I've got more chins than Chinatown. (now)";
var s03="
Well I've never used a phone booth,
And I've never seen my toes. (now)
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows.";
var s04="
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)";
var s05="
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)";
var s06="
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)";
var s07="
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout.
Just tell me once again: Who's fat?";
var s08="
Huha huha huha huha huha"; var s09="
(Now) When I walk out to get my mail,
(Now) It measures on the Richter scale.
(Now) Down at the beach I'm a lucky man.
(Now) I'm the only one who gets a tan.
(Now) If I have one more pie a la mode
(Now) I'm gonna need my own zip code.";
var s10="
(Now) When you're only having seconds,
(Now) I'll be having twenty-thirds.
(Now) When I go to get my shoes shined,
I gotta take their word.";
var s11="
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)";
var s12="
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)";
var s13="
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)";
var s14="
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds.
Lemme tell you once again who's fat.";
var s15="
(Now) If you see me comin' your way,
(Now) Better give me plenty space.
(Now) If I tell you that I'm hungry,
Then won't you feed my face.";
var s16="
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)";
var s17="
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)";
var s18="
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)";
var s19="
Woo woo woo. (When I sit around the house,
I really sit around the house).";
var s20="
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know you know you know--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd.
Lemme tell you once again.";
var s21="
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat--you know, hoo.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud.
Just tell me once again--who's fat?";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05+s06+s07+s08+s09+s10+s11+s12+s13+s14+s15+s16+s17+s18+s19+s20+s21;
}
else if (song=="cheese")
{
title="Cheese";
lyrics="Cheese is good; cheese is nice
In a spread or by the slice.
Cheese for me; cheese for you,
Rats love cheese, and hamsters, too.
Cheese, cheese, cheese!";
}
else if (song=="surgeon")
{
title="Like a Surgeon";
var s01="
I finally made it through Med. school.
Somehow I made it through-hoo.
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.";
var s02="
I was last in the class,
Barely passed at the Institute.
Now I'm tryin' to avoid
Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid
A malpractice suit.";
var s03="
Hey, like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Organ transplants are my line.";
var s04="
Better give me all your gauze, nurse,
This patient's fading fast.
Complications have set in,
Don't know how long he'll last.";
var s05="
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate.
I'll pull his insides out.
Pull his insides out,
And see what he ate.";
var s06="
Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Here's a waiver for you to si-gn.
Wo-ho. Wo-ho. Wo-ho";
var s07="
It's a fact. I'm a quack.
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die.
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay.";
var s08="
Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon.
Got your kidneys on my mind.
Like a surgeon, ooh hoo, like a surgeon,
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forcepts, and retractors.
Oh ho-oh. Oh ho-ho-oh. Ooh, baby,
Yeah, I can hear your heart beat
For the very last time.";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05+s06+s07+s08;
}
else if (song=="water")
{
title="Water Is Wet";
var s01="Water is wet; oh, water is wet.
How much wetter could water get?
Not any wetter at all, I bet!
Oh, water is wet.";
var s02="
Yes! Water is wet.
Wetter than an onion or a Chia Pet.
It's the very wettest thing that I've seen yet.
Oh, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water...";
lyrics=s01+s02;
}
else if (song=="ilikeyou")
{
title="I Like You";
var s01="Oh, I like you. Yes I do.
And I know you like me, too.
You're my friend when I feel blue.
Oh, I like you.";
var s02="
Oh, I really, really, really, really like you.
Yes, I really, really, really, really like you.
Oh, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really like you.
";
lyrics=s01+s02;
}
else if (song=="firestarter")
{
title="Bad Haircut - Firestarter Parody";
lyrics="I'm so angry at my idiotic barber.
Think I'll stay in here til it grows out a little.
Got a lousy haircut, a really stupid haircut!
What a silly haircut! I can't believe this haircut!";
}
else if (song=="gump")
{
title="Gump";
var s01="
Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates";
var s02="
He's Gump, He's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
Is he in-bred?";
var s03="
Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does";
var s04="
He's Gump, He's Gump
He's kinda square
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
What's with that hair?";
var s05="
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run, like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!";
var s06="
His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt";
var s07="
He's Gump, He's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
But he's all right";
var s08="
Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain-dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05+s06+s07+s08;
}
else if (song=="lasagna")
{
title="Lasagna";
var s01="
La-la-la-la-lasagna.
You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico,
Or a-maybe spaghetti!
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go?
Mama mia bambino!
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you?
'Samatta you, 'samatta you?";
var s02="
You should-a taste my lasagna.
Ay, you no like-a lasagna,
That's okay too.
How about-a calzone?
Some-a nice minestrone, atsa good for you.
Have-a some marinara.
Have-a some marinara, I know you like.
I know you like, I know you like.";
var s03="
La-lasagna! La-lasagna! La-lasagna!"; var s04="
Would you like some-a zucchini?
Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat.
Have-a more fettucini.
Ay, you getting too skeeny, you gotta to eat.
Ay, mange, mange!";
var s05="
<gargle>"; var s06="
Ay, you-a pass the lasagna!
A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy peeg.
Have-a more ravioli.
You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a beeg.
Like you cousin Luigi.
Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan?
Capisce paisan, capisce paisan?";
var s07="
La-lasagna! La-lasagna! La-lasagna! La-lasagna!"; var s08="
Hey! Hey!";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05+s06+s07+s08;
}
else if (song=="campsuperfun")
{
title="Camp Superfun";
lyrics="Camp Superfun is fun, fun, fun.
Camp Superfun is fun, fun, fun.
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
Camp is fun when it's super fun.
Oooo-ooooo, fun.
Oooo-ooooo, super fun.
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
Camp is fun, Camp Superfun.
Super fun.";
}
else if (song=="dtbs")
{
title="Dare to Be Stupid";
var s01="
Put down that chain saw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight.
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite.";
var s02="
You'd better put all your eggs in one basket
You'd better count your chickens before they hatch.
You'd better sell some wine before its time
You'd better find yourself an itch to scratch.";
var s03="
You'd better squeeze all the Charmin you can
While Mr. Whipple's not around.
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.";
var s04="
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more then you can chew
What can you do? Dare to be stupid!";
var s05="
Take some wooden nickels,
Look for Mr. Goodbar,
Get your mojo working now,
I'll show you how you can dare to be stupid!";
var s06="
You can turn the other cheek,
You can just give up the ship,
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip.
(Dare to be stupid!) Come on and dare to be stupid,";
var s07="
It's so easy to do, dare to be stupid!
We're all waiting for you. Let's go!";
var s08="
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk,
Now it's time for crying in your beer.";
var s09="
Settle down with a family. Join the PTA.
Buy some sensible shoes and a Cheverolet.
Then party till you drop and they drag you away.
It's OK. You can dare to be stupid!";
var s10="
It's like spinning on a fish.
It's like barking up a tree.
It's like I say, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.";
var s11="
Dare to be stupid! (yes) Why don't you dare to be stupid?
It's so easy to do. Dare to be stupid.
We're all waiting for you. Dare to be stupid.";
var s12="
Burn your candles at both ends.
Look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.";
var s13="
You can be a coffee achiever.
You can sit around the house and watch "Leave it to Beaver".
The future's up to you, so what'choo gonna do?
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!";
var s14="
What did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Tell me what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
It's all right (Dare to be stupid)
We can be stupid all night (Dare to be stupid)";
var s15="
Come on, join in the crowd (Dare to be stupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid)
I can't hear you (Dare to be stupid)
OK, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid)";
var s16="
Let's go!
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05+s06+s07+s08+s09+s10+s11+s12+s13+s14+s15+s16;
}
else if (song=="mailbag")
{
title="Al's Mailbag";
lyrics="Letters. I get letters.
So many letters. A whole bunch of letters.
I'd even read mail from a cow.
It's time for Al's Mailbag now.
It's the Al's Mailbag theme song!";
}
else if (song=="door")
{
title="There's Someone at the Door/Open the Door";
var s01="
Gotta open the door.
Gotta open the door.
Gotta open the door.
Gotta open the door.
Gotta open the door.";
var s02="
I can't! I can't! I just can't open that door! (You gotta!)
I can't! I can't! I just can't open that door! (You gotta!)
I can't! No, no! I can't do it!
Should I open it? (Yeah!)
";
var s03="Should I open the door? (Yeah!)
Is someone outside? (Yeah!)
Well, maybe I should answer it then.
But first I just have to ask,
";
var s04="Who's at the door? Who wants to come inside?
I said, who's at the door? Now don't stand out there and hide.
Is it Sam or Joe or Fran or Bill or Bob or Clyde?
Who's at the door?";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04;
}
else if (song=="tahjmowry")
{
title="Tahj Mowry";
lyrics="Tahj Mowry, you wacky swinging cat!
Tahj Mowry, Tahj Mowry, would you like fries with that?
Mr. Tahj Mowry, now welcome to the Weird Al Show.";
}
else if (song=="singing")
{
title="What's with the Singing?";
lyrics="What's with the singing? He really wants to know.
What's with the singing? It irritates him so.
What's with the singing?";
}
else if (song=="clipnow")
{
title="Why Don't We Show a Clip Now?";
lyrics="Why don't we show a clip now?
Why don't we show a clip now, man?
Why don't we show a clip now?
Let's show a clip right now.";
}
else if (song=="jurassicpark")
{
title="Jurassic Park";
var s01="
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day";
var s02="
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no";
var s03="
I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad";
var s04="
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no";
var s05="
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell 'em where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no... oh no";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05;
}
else if (song=="whydidyoucome")
{
title="Why Did You Come on This Stupid Show?";
lyrics="Why did you come (Why did you come) on this stupid show? (This stupid show)
Everyone watching (Everyone watching) would sure like to know. (Sure like to know)";
}
else if (song=="freak")
{
title="I Made You into a Freak";
lyrics="I made you into a freak.
You're the freakiest thing I've seen all week.
I may be an accordion playing geek,
But my friend, you're a full-fledged freak!
And I'm not kidding, I made you into a big, fat freak!";
}
else if (song=="iquit")
{
title="I Quit";
lyrics="I quit!
I quit!
I quit!";
}
else if (song=="news")
{
title="Headline News";
var s01="
Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint.
And when he finally came back,
He had cane marks all over his bottom.
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.";
var s02="
Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion.
And when she finally made it,
She saw some other girl who was better.
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the kneecap.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.";
var s03="
They got paid for their sound bites,
And sold their TV movie rights.";
var s04="
And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner.
And when he finally came to,
He found that Mr. Happy was missing.
He couldn't quite explain it,
It'd always just been there.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.";
var s05="
Ahh ahh ahh ahh. Ahh ahh ahh ahh.
Ahh ahh ahh ahh. Ahh ahh ahh ahh.";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05;
}
else if (song=="yoda")
{
title="Yoda";
var s01="I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba,
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda.
S-O-D-A, soda.
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log.
I asked him his name, and in a raspy voice he said, "Yoda."
Y-O-D-A, Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.";
var s02="
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet, but he's wrinkled and green.
Oh, my Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.";
var s03="
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand.
Oh, my Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.";
var s04="
Well, I left home just a week before,
And I've never ever been a Jedi before.
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course.
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force!"";
var s05="
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben,
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.
Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.";
var s06="
So I used the Force.
I picked up a box.
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head.
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said.";
var s07="
He said,"Luke, stay away from the darker side,
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide."
Oh, my Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
But remember, if you kill him then you'll be unemployed."
Oh, my Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.";
var s08="
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess,
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess.
But I know that I'll be coming back some day.
I'll be palying this part till I'm old and gray.
The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time,
With my Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.";
var s09="
Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.
Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.
Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.
Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.
Yoda. Yo Yo Yo yo Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.
Yoda. Yo Yo Yo yo Yoda. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda.";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05+s06+s07+s08+s09;
}
else if (song=="money")
{
title="Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies";
var s01="Beverly.
Beverly Hillbillies.";
var s02="
Huh, Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,
A little story 'bout a man named Jed.
You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,
They say he barely kept his family fed.
Now lemme tell ya, one day he was shootin'.
Ol' Jed was shootin' at some food.
When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there,
Well, there came a bubblin' crude.";
var s03="
Oil, that is. Well, maybe you call it
Black gold or Texas tea-e-e-e-e-e.
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale,
And be a Beverly Hillbilly.";
var s04="
Before you know it, all the kinfolk are a-sayin',
Yeah, Buddy, move away from there.
That litle Clampett got his own cee-ment pond.
That little Clampett, he's a millionaire.";
var s05="
Now everyone said, "Californy
Is the place that you oughta be".
We got to load up this here truck now.
We got to move to Beverly.
Hills, that is.
Swimmin' pools,
Move-a-move-a-movie stars.
Huh, looka that looka that.
(beverly, beverly, beverly hillbilly)
Y'all come back now, hear?
(beverly, beverly, beverly hillbilly)
(beverly, beverly, beverly hillbilly)
(beverly, beverly, beverly hillbilly)";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05;
}
else if (song=="youdontlove")
{
title="You Don't Love Me Anymore";
var s01="We've been together for so very long.
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around.
The passion is gone and the flame's died down.";
var s02="
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem,
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
You used to think I was nice,
Now, you tell all your friends that I'm the anti-christ.";
var s03="
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore.
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore.";
var s04="
I knew that we were having problems when,
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
You're still the light of my life.
Oh, darlin', I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?";
var s05="
You know I even think it's kinda cute, the way,
You poison my coffee just a little each day.
I still remember the way that you laughed,
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft.";
var s06="
Oh, if you don't mind me askin',
What's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I get to thinking, you don't love me anymore.";
var s07="
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill.
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will.
You set my house on fire.
You pulled out my chest-hairs with an old pair of pliers.";
var s08="
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap.
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep.
You drilled a hole in my head.
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead.";
var s09="
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
You never acted this way before.
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore.
Oh no no.
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore.";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05+s06+s07+s08+s09;
}
else if (song=="uhf")
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title="UHF";
var s01="Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide.
Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside.
Don't you know that we control the horizontal.
We control the vertical, too.
We gonna make a couch potato out of you.
That's what we're goin' to do, now.";
var s02="
Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial.
We got it all on UHF.
Kick off your sneakers 'n' stick around for awhile.
(We got it all) on UHF.
Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job.
Just crank up the volume and yank off the knob.
We got it all, (we got it all) We got it all on UHF.";
var s03="
Disconnect the phone, now, leave the dishes in the sink.
You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to think.
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner.
Press your face right up against the screen.
We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen.
If you know what I mean, now.";
var s04="
Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial.
We got it all on UHF.
Kick off your sneakers 'n' stick around for awhile.
(We got it all) on UHF.
Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job.
Just crank up your volume and yank off your knob.
We got it all, (we got it all) We got it all on UHF.";
var s05="
You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night.
You can watch us any time that you please.
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
Till your brain turns to cottage cheese.";
var s06="
Well, now, don't change the channel, don't touch that dial.
(We got it all on UHF.)
Kick off your sneakers 'n' stick around for awhile.
(We got it all) on UHF.
Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job.
You gotta crank up the volume, yank off the knob.
We got it all, (we got it all) We got it all on UHF.";
var s07="
(We got it all on UHF) UHF (We got it all on UHF) UHF
(We got it all on UHF) UHF (We got it all on UHF) We got it all
(We got it all on UHF) on UHF (We got it all on UHF) UHF
(We got it all on UHF) UHF (We got it all on UHF) We got it all,
";
var s08="we got it all (We got it all on UHF) UHF
(We got it all on UHF) We got it all, we got it all
(We got it all on UHF) UHF";
lyrics=s01+s02+s03+s04+s05+s06+s07+s08;
}
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title="I'm a Little Kitty";
lyrics="I'm a little kitty. Meow! Meow!
I'm a little kitty. Meow! Meow!
When I'm dirty, I lick my fur.
When I'm happy, I purr purr purr.
Oh, I'm a little kitty. Meow! Meow!
I'm a little kitty. Meow! Meow!
Kitties all day and kitties all night.
Kitties to the left and kitties to the right.
I'm a little kitty. Meow! Meow!";
}
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{
title="Error";
lyrics="Error";
}
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