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Sound clips from every episode are available. All sound clips are available in both Windows WAV format and RealAudio format. Click on the bullhorn icon (WAV File) to download the WAV file, and click on the RealAudio icon (RealAudio File) to download the RealAudio file.


Episode #3601: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Hamster
WAV: Sabrina, the Teenage Fish RealAudio: Sabrina, the Teenage Fish Sabrina, the Teenage Fish
WAV: News Anchor Al: The 300 Pound Chicken RealAudio: News Anchor Al: The 300 Pound Chicken News Anchor Al: The 300 Pound Chicken
WAV: May I Take Your Order, Please Shampoo? RealAudio: May I Take Your Order, Please Shampoo? May I Take Your Order, Please Shampoo?
WAV: Hi, Mom! RealAudio: Hi, Mom! Hi, Mom!
WAV: Al's Mailbag: Beef Stew RealAudio: Al's Mailbag: Beef Stew Al's Mailbag: Beef Stew
WAV: Yoko Ono Alarm RealAudio: Yoko Ono Alarm Yoko Ono Alarm
WAV: Giant Banana RealAudio: Giant Banana Giant Banana
WAV: Take Out My Trash RealAudio: Take Out My Trash Take Out My Trash
WAV: Silly Choice Dinners RealAudio: Silly Choice Dinners Silly Choice Dinners


Episode #3602: Mining Accident
WAV: Today's Lesson RealAudio: Today's Lesson Today's Lesson
WAV: Today's Food RealAudio: Today's Food Today's Food
WAV: Maybe There's Something We Can Do RealAudio: Maybe There's Something We Can Do Maybe There's Something We Can Do
WAV: Phil Frye the Science Guy RealAudio: Phil Frye the Science Guy Phil Frye the Science Guy
WAV: Words Are Powerful RealAudio: Words Are Powerful Words Are Powerful
WAV: Got Milk? RealAudio: Got Milk? Got Milk?
WAV: Our Friend Dirt RealAudio: Our Friend Dirt Our Friend Dirt
WAV: Red or Blue? RealAudio: Red or Blue? Red or Blue?
WAV: Cheese Is Good RealAudio: Cheese Is Good Cheese Is Good
WAV: What Did We Learn Today? RealAudio: What Did We Learn Today? What Did We Learn Today?


Episode #3603: Bad Influence
WAV: Today's Lesson RealAudio: Today's Lesson Today's Lesson
WAV: Al: There's My Car Keys! RealAudio: Al: There's My Car Keys! Al: There's My Car Keys!
WAV: Al: I AM SO COOL! RealAudio: Al: I AM SO COOL! Al: I AM SO COOL!
WAV: Food of the Week RealAudio: Food of the Week Food of the Week
WAV: Al and Spike: Crime Fighters Are Lame RealAudio: Al and Spike: Crime Fighters Are Lame Al and Spike: Crime Fighters Are Lame
WAV: Fred Huggins: Water Is Wet, Part 1 RealAudio: Fred Huggins: Water Is Wet, Part 1 Fred Huggins: Water Is Wet, Part 1
WAV: Daycare by Pirates RealAudio: Daycare by Pirates Daycare by Pirates
WAV: Fred Huggins: Water Is Wet, Part 2 RealAudio: Fred Huggins: Water Is Wet, Part 2 Fred Huggins: Water Is Wet, Part 2
WAV: Pizza Quick RealAudio: Pizza Quick Pizza Quick
WAV: Al: Way Moby RealAudio: Al: Way Moby Al: Way Moby
WAV: Bobby the Inquisitive Boy: Scraped Knee RealAudio: Bobby the Inquisitive Boy: Scraped Knee Bobby the Inquisitive Boy: Scraped Knee
WAV: Safety and You RealAudio: Safety and You Safety and You
WAV: Al's Mailbag RealAudio: Al's Mailbag Al's Mailbag
WAV: Hooded Avenger: Tasty Chocolate Coating RealAudio: Hooded Avenger: Tasty Chocolate Coating Hooded Avenger: Tasty Chocolate Coating
WAV: Hooded Avenger: Sledgehammer of Justice RealAudio: Hooded Avenger: Sledgehammer of Justice Hooded Avenger: Sledgehammer of Justice
WAV: Al: Barenaked Ladies RealAudio: Al: Barenaked Ladies Al: Barenaked Ladies
WAV: Barenaked Ladies - RealAudio: Barenaked Ladies - Barenaked Ladies - "Shoebox"


Episode #3604: Promises, Promises
WAV: Al and Friends: What Do You Want to Do Today? RealAudio: Al and Friends: What Do You Want to Do Today? Al and Friends: What Do You Want to Do Today?
WAV: Fred Huggins: I Like You, Part 1 RealAudio: Fred Huggins: I Like You, Part 1 Fred Huggins: I Like You, Part 1
WAV: The French Prince of Bel-Air RealAudio: The French Prince of Bel-Air The French Prince of Bel-Air
WAV: Bad Haircut RealAudio: Bad Haircut Bad Haircut
WAV: Fred Huggins: I Like You, Part 2 RealAudio: Fred Huggins: I Like You, Part 2 Fred Huggins: I Like You, Part 2
WAV: Al and The Guy Boarded up in the Wall: What's That? RealAudio: Al and The Guy Boarded up in the Wall: What's That? Al and The Guy Boarded up in the Wall: What's That?
WAV: Madame Judy: Infomercial RealAudio: Madame Judy: Infomercial Madame Judy: Infomercial
WAV: Al, Ron Popeil, and Tony Little: Be Like Us! RealAudio: Al, Ron Popeil, and Tony Little: Be Like Us! Al, Ron Popeil, and Tony Little: Be Like Us!
WAV: Mike Levy and Al: The Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber RealAudio: Mike Levy and Al: The Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber Mike Levy and Al: The Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber
WAV: Al's Mailbag RealAudio: Al's Mailbag Al's Mailbag
WAV: The Adventures of Fatman Intro RealAudio: The Adventures of Fatman Intro The Adventures of Fatman Intro
WAV: The Origin of Fatman RealAudio: The Origin of Fatman The Origin of Fatman
WAV: Al and Friends: He Was Just Trying to Help RealAudio: Al and Friends: He Was Just Trying to Help Al and Friends: He Was Just Trying to Help
WAV: Al, Ron Popeil, and Tony Little: Only Hope RealAudio: Al, Ron Popeil, and Tony Little: Only Hope Al, Ron Popeil, and Tony Little: Only Hope


Episode #3605: Back to School
WAV: Bill Mumy and Al RealAudio: Bill Mumy and Al Bill Mumy and Al
WAV: Boring! RealAudio: Boring! Boring!
WAV: You're So Stupid! RealAudio: You're So Stupid! You're So Stupid!
WAV: What's My Greater Purpose? RealAudio: What's My Greater Purpose? What's My Greater Purpose?
WAV: Can't Sleep? RealAudio: Can't Sleep? Can't Sleep?
WAV: Interesting Facts RealAudio: Interesting Facts Interesting Facts
WAV: Sick Harvey RealAudio: Sick Harvey Sick Harvey
WAV: All about Tooth Care RealAudio: All about Tooth Care All about Tooth Care
WAV: News Anchor Al: Babe Ruth RealAudio: News Anchor Al: Babe Ruth News Anchor Al: Babe Ruth
WAV: Know-It All Correspondence School RealAudio: Know-It All Correspondence School Know-It All Correspondence School
WAV: Al's Mailbag RealAudio: Al's Mailbag Al's Mailbag
WAV: Camp Superfun RealAudio: Camp Superfun Camp Superfun
WAV: Al: I Hope We've Learned Something Today RealAudio: Al: I Hope We've Learned Something Today Al: I Hope We've Learned Something Today


Episode #3606: One for the Record Books
WAV: Harvey Given the Record RealAudio: Harvey Given the Record Harvey Given the Record
WAV: Alec Guinness RealAudio: Alec Guinness Alec Guinness
WAV: Good Enchilada RealAudio: Good Enchilada Good Enchilada
WAV: What's So Good about a World Record, Anyway? RealAudio: What's So Good about a World Record, Anyway? What's So Good about a World Record, Anyway?
WAV: Pirate Roofing! We're Number One! RealAudio: Pirate Roofing! We're Number One! Pirate Roofing! We're Number One!
WAV: The Zargonots RealAudio: The Zargonots The Zargonots
WAV: Al's Mailbag RealAudio: Al's Mailbag Al's Mailbag
WAV: Red or Blue Button? RealAudio: Red or Blue Button? Red or Blue Button?
WAV: Fatman: Your Brain Amazes Me RealAudio: Fatman: Your Brain Amazes Me Fatman: Your Brain Amazes Me
WAV: Beard Man RealAudio: Beard Man Beard Man
WAV: I Guess World Records Aren't for Me RealAudio: I Guess World Records Aren't for Me I Guess World Records Aren't for Me
WAV: Hanson Saving the Day RealAudio: Hanson Saving the Day Hanson Saving the Day
WAV: Hanson: RealAudio: Hanson: Hanson: "Where's the Love?"


Episode #3607: Because I Said So
WAV: Al's Mailbag Theme Song RealAudio: Al's Mailbag Theme Song Al's Mailbag Theme Song
WAV: There's Someone at the Door/Open the Door RealAudio: There's Someone at the Door/Open the Door There's Someone at the Door/Open the Door
WAV: Tahj Mowry RealAudio: Tahj Mowry Tahj Mowry
WAV: What's with the Singing? RealAudio: What's with the Singing? What's with the Singing?
WAV: Why Don't We Show a Clip Now? RealAudio: Why Don't We Show a Clip Now? Why Don't We Show a Clip Now?
WAV: Why Did You Come on This Stupid Show? RealAudio: Why Did You Come on This Stupid Show? Why Did You Come on This Stupid Show?
WAV: I Made You into a Freak RealAudio: I Made You into a Freak I Made You into a Freak
WAV: I Quit RealAudio: I Quit I Quit
WAV: Something to Remember Me By RealAudio: Something to Remember Me By Something to Remember Me By
WAV: Piece of Pie RealAudio: Piece of Pie Piece of Pie


Episode #3608: The Competition
WAV: Al's Mailbag: Trivia Question RealAudio: Al's Mailbag: Trivia Question Al's Mailbag: Trivia Question
WAV: News Anchor Al: RealAudio: News Anchor Al: News Anchor Al: "Wolf..."
WAV: Kidnapped Radish RealAudio: Kidnapped Radish Kidnapped Radish
WAV: Radish RealAudio: Radish Radish
WAV: Parody RealAudio: Parody Parody
WAV: Lip Bomb RealAudio: Lip Bomb Lip Bomb
WAV: Wack a Squirrel RealAudio: Wack a Squirrel Wack a Squirrel
WAV: Fred Huggins' Acceptance Speech RealAudio: Fred Huggins' Acceptance Speech Fred Huggins' Acceptance Speech
WAV: Black Hole RealAudio: Black Hole Black Hole


Episode #3609: Time Machine
WAV: Al: What Should I Do to Celebrate? RealAudio: Al: What Should I Do to Celebrate? Al: What Should I Do to Celebrate?
WAV: News Anchor Al: Today's Kid's Question RealAudio: News Anchor Al: Today's Kid's Question News Anchor Al: Today's Kid's Question
WAV: Harvey's Birthday Presents RealAudio: Harvey's Birthday Presents Harvey's Birthday Presents
WAV: Madame Judy: Al's Fortune RealAudio: Madame Judy: Al's Fortune Madame Judy: Al's Fortune
WAV: Mind Your Manners RealAudio: Mind Your Manners Mind Your Manners
WAV: Food of the Week: Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos RealAudio: Food of the Week: Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos Food of the Week: Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos
WAV: Madame Judy: Message from Harvey RealAudio: Madame Judy: Message from Harvey Madame Judy: Message from Harvey
WAV: Morpho Man RealAudio: Morpho Man Morpho Man
WAV: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda (Harvey's Birthday Version) RealAudio: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda (Harvey's Birthday Version) "Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda (Harvey's Birthday Version)


Episode #3610: Al Gets Robbed
WAV: Wacky Bacteria RealAudio: Wacky Bacteria Wacky Bacteria
WAV: I Am the Eggman RealAudio: I Am the Eggman I Am the Eggman
WAV: Al's Mailbag: Imaginary Friend RealAudio: Al's Mailbag: Imaginary Friend Al's Mailbag: Imaginary Friend
WAV: All-4-One RealAudio: All-4-One All-4-One
WAV: Directions RealAudio: Directions Directions


Episode #3611: Al Plays Hooky
WAV: Al's Mailbag: Letter from Steve Chai RealAudio: Al's Mailbag: Letter from Steve Chai Al's Mailbag: Letter from Steve Chai
WAV: A HUNTED BOY! RealAudio: A HUNTED BOY! A HUNTED BOY!
WAV: News Anchor Al: Chocolate vs. Flying RealAudio: News Anchor Al: Chocolate vs. Flying News Anchor Al: Chocolate vs. Flying
WAV: Got Lard? RealAudio: Got Lard? Got Lard?
WAV: Harvey's Last Words RealAudio: Harvey's Last Words Harvey's Last Words
WAV: <I>60% Chance of Rain</I> RealAudio: <I>60% Chance of Rain</I> 60% Chance of Rain


Episode #3612: Talent Show
WAV: News Anchor Al: Five Shiny Objects RealAudio: News Anchor Al: Five Shiny Objects News Anchor Al: Five Shiny Objects
WAV: Knock! Knock! RealAudio: Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock!
WAV: Al on The Flintstones RealAudio: Al on The Flintstones Al on The Flintstones
WAV: Marvin the Seabass RealAudio: Marvin the Seabass Marvin the Seabass
WAV: That Ice Sculpture Shall Be Mine! RealAudio: That Ice Sculpture Shall Be Mine! That Ice Sculpture Shall Be Mine!


Episode #3613: The Obligatory Holiday Episode
WAV: Al's Fortune RealAudio: Al's Fortune Al's Fortune
WAV: Voter Registration Day? RealAudio: Voter Registration Day? Voter Registration Day?
WAV: Snacktime RealAudio: Snacktime Snacktime
WAV: Hamsters' Day RealAudio: Hamsters' Day Hamsters' Day
WAV: I'm a Little Kitty RealAudio: I'm a Little Kitty I'm a Little Kitty
WAV: This Old Mouth RealAudio: This Old Mouth This Old Mouth
WAV: News Anchor Al: Gnop-Gnip RealAudio: News Anchor Al: Gnop-Gnip News Anchor Al: Gnop-Gnip
WAV: Happy Closing Credits RealAudio: Happy Closing Credits Happy Closing Credits
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