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• Episode #3601: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Hamster
• Episode #3602: Mining Accident
• Episode #3603: Bad Influence
• Episode #3604: Promises, Promises
• Episode #3605: Back to School
• Episode #3606: One for the Record Books
• Episode #3607: Because I Said So
• Episode #3608: The Competition
• Episode #3609: Time Machine
• Episode #3610: Al Gets Robbed
• Episode #3611: Al Plays Hooky
• Episode #3612: Talent Show
• Episode #3613: The Obligatory Holiday Episode

• Sabrina, the Teenage Fish
• News Anchor Al: The 300 Pound Chicken
• May I Take Your Order, Please Shampoo?
• Hi, Mom!
• Al's Mailbag: Beef Stew
• Yoko Ono Alarm
• Giant Banana
• Take Out My Trash
• Silly Choice Dinners

• Today's Lesson
• Today's Food
• Maybe There's Something We Can Do
• Phil Frye the Science Guy
• Words Are Powerful
• Got Milk?
• Our Friend Dirt
• Red or Blue?
• Cheese Is Good
• What Did We Learn Today?

• Today's Lesson
• Al: There's My Car Keys!
• Al: I AM SO COOL!
• Food of the Week
• Al and Spike: Crime Fighters Are Lame
• Fred Huggins: Water Is Wet, Part 1
• Daycare by Pirates
• Fred Huggins: Water Is Wet, Part 2
• Pizza Quick
• Al: Way Moby
• Bobby the Inquisitive Boy: Scraped Knee
• Safety and You
• Al's Mailbag
• Hooded Avenger: Tasty Chocolate Coating
• Hooded Avenger: Sledgehammer of Justice
• Al: Barenaked Ladies
• Barenaked Ladies - "Shoebox"

• Al and Friends: What Do You Want to Do Today?
• Fred Huggins: I Like You, Part 1
• The French Prince of Bel-Air
• Bad Haircut
• Fred Huggins: I Like You, Part 2
• Al and The Guy Boarded up in the Wall: What's That?
• Madame Judy: Infomercial
• Al, Ron Popeil, and Tony Little: Be Like Us!
• Mike Levy and Al: The Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber
• Al's Mailbag
• The Adventures of Fatman Intro
• The Origin of Fatman
• Al and Friends: He Was Just Trying to Help
• Al, Ron Popeil, and Tony Little: Only Hope

• Bill Mumy and Al
• Boring!
• You're So Stupid!
• What's My Greater Purpose?
• Can't Sleep?
• Interesting Facts
• Sick Harvey
• All about Tooth Care
• News Anchor Al: Babe Ruth
• Know-It All Correspondence School
• Al's Mailbag
• Camp Superfun
• Al: I Hope We've Learned Something Today

• Harvey Given the Record
• Alec Guinness
• Good Enchilada
• What's So Good about a World Record, Anyway?
• Pirate Roofing! We're Number One!
• The Zargonots
• Al's Mailbag
• Red or Blue Button?
• Fatman: Your Brain Amazes Me
• Beard Man
• I Guess World Records Aren't for Me
• Hanson Saving the Day
• Hanson: "Where's the Love?"

• Al's Mailbag Theme Song
• There's Someone at the Door/Open the Door
• Tahj Mowry
• What's with the Singing?
• Why Don't We Show a Clip Now?
• Why Did You Come on This Stupid Show?
• I Made You into a Freak
• I Quit
• Something to Remember Me By
• Piece of Pie

• Al's Mailbag: Trivia Question
• News Anchor Al: "Wolf..."
• Kidnapped Radish
• Radish
• Parody
• Lip Bomb
• Wack a Squirrel
• Fred Huggins' Acceptance Speech
• Black Hole

• Al: What Should I Do to Celebrate?
• News Anchor Al: Today's Kid's Question
• Harvey's Birthday Presents
• Madame Judy: Al's Fortune
• Mind Your Manners
• Food of the Week: Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos
• Madame Judy: Message from Harvey
• Morpho Man
• "Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda (Harvey's Birthday Version)

• Wacky Bacteria
• I Am the Eggman
• Al's Mailbag: Imaginary Friend
• All-4-One
• Directions

• Al's Mailbag: Letter from Steve Chai
• A HUNTED BOY!
• News Anchor Al: Chocolate vs. Flying
• Got Lard?
• Harvey's Last Words
• 60% Chance of Rain

• News Anchor Al: Five Shiny Objects
• Knock! Knock!
• Al on The Flintstones
• Marvin the Seabass
• That Ice Sculpture Shall Be Mine!

• Al's Fortune
• Voter Registration Day?
• Snacktime
• Hamsters' Day
• I'm a Little Kitty
• This Old Mouth
• News Anchor Al: Gnop-Gnip
• Happy Closing Credits