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Episode #3601: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Hamster
Sabrina, the Teenage Fish
News Anchor Al: The 300 Pound Chicken
May I Take Your Order, Please Shampoo?
Al's Mailbag: Beef Stew
Yoko Ono Alarm
Take Out My Trash
Silly Choice Dinners
Episode #3602: Mining Accident
Maybe There's Something We Can Do
Phil Frye the Science Guy
Words Are Powerful
Our Friend Dirt
Red or Blue?
Cheese Is Good
What Did We Learn Today?
Episode #3603: Bad Influence
Al: There's My Car Keys!
Al: I AM SO COOL!
Food of the Week
Al and Spike: Crime Fighters Are Lame
Fred Huggins: Water Is Wet, Part 1
Daycare by Pirates
Fred Huggins: Water Is Wet, Part 2
Al: Way Moby
Bobby the Inquisitive Boy: Scraped Knee
Safety and You
Hooded Avenger: Tasty Chocolate Coating
Hooded Avenger: Sledgehammer of Justice
Al: Barenaked Ladies
Barenaked Ladies - "Shoebox"
Episode #3604: Promises, Promises
Al and Friends: What Do You Want to Do Today?
Fred Huggins: I Like You, Part 1
The French Prince of Bel-Air
Fred Huggins: I Like You, Part 2
Al and The Guy Boarded up in the Wall: What's That?
Madame Judy: Infomercial
Al, Ron Popeil, and Tony Little: Be Like Us!
Mike Levy and Al: The Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber
The Adventures of Fatman Intro
The Origin of Fatman
Al and Friends: He Was Just Trying to Help
Al, Ron Popeil, and Tony Little: Only Hope
Episode #3605: Back to School
Bill Mumy and Al
You're So Stupid!
What's My Greater Purpose?
All about Tooth Care
News Anchor Al: Babe Ruth
Know-It All Correspondence School
Al: I Hope We've Learned Something Today
Episode #3606: One for the Record Books
Harvey Given the Record
What's So Good about a World Record, Anyway?
Pirate Roofing! We're Number One!
Red or Blue Button?
Fatman: Your Brain Amazes Me
I Guess World Records Aren't for Me
Hanson Saving the Day
Hanson: "Where's the Love?"
Episode #3607: Because I Said So
Al's Mailbag Theme Song
There's Someone at the Door/Open the Door
What's with the Singing?
Why Don't We Show a Clip Now?
Why Did You Come on This Stupid Show?
I Made You into a Freak
Something to Remember Me By
Piece of Pie
Episode #3608: The Competition
Al's Mailbag: Trivia Question
News Anchor Al: "Wolf..."
Wack a Squirrel
Fred Huggins' Acceptance Speech
Episode #3609: Time Machine
Al: What Should I Do to Celebrate?
News Anchor Al: Today's Kid's Question
Harvey's Birthday Presents
Madame Judy: Al's Fortune
Mind Your Manners
Food of the Week: Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos
Madame Judy: Message from Harvey
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda (Harvey's Birthday Version)
Episode #3610: Al Gets Robbed
I Am the Eggman
Al's Mailbag: Imaginary Friend
Episode #3611: Al Plays Hooky
Al's Mailbag: Letter from Steve Chai
A HUNTED BOY!
News Anchor Al: Chocolate vs. Flying
Harvey's Last Words
60% Chance of Rain
Episode #3612: Talent Show
News Anchor Al: Five Shiny Objects
Al on The Flintstones
Marvin the Seabass
That Ice Sculpture Shall Be Mine!
Episode #3613: The Obligatory Holiday Episode
Voter Registration Day?
I'm a Little Kitty
This Old Mouth
News Anchor Al: Gnop-Gnip
Happy Closing Credits