Oooh!
This is a story about a guy named Al
And he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve,
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree,
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was wearing liederhosen in a vat of sour cream,
But that's really not important to the story.

The very next year he met a dental hygenist
With a spatula tatooed on her arm,
But he didn't keep in touch
And he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tater-tot farm.
And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the earth,
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich,
For what it's worth.

And one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man.
He was caught in a bear-trap and Al set him free,
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be,
And it turned out he was a big-shot producer on TV
So he gives Al a contract and whaday'know,
Now he's got his very own "Weird Al" Show!